DMW Dead Man Watching 2023
Listen to the companion music playlist!
Pour One Out For Those Who Are Gone
Bombshell
1.25 oz. Crown Royal whiskey
.25 oz. peach schnapps or peach nectar
2 oz. cranberry juice
4 oz Red Bull
Pour Red Bull into a rocks glass. In a shaker with ice, shake other ingredients and strain into a shot glass. Drop the shot glass into the glass of Red Bull and drink together.
Wait for the kaboom
Doing Thyme
2 oz. whiskey
1.5 Tbsp. simple syrup
4 dashes Angostura bitters
4 sprigs fresh thyme
Muddle simple syrup and 3 sprigs of thyme in a shaker. Add whiskey, bitters and ice. Stir until cold. Strain into a rocks glass with a large ice cube. Garnish with remaining thyme.
Keep your eye on the sparrow and take an anger management class
Wizards and Warlocks
6 Blackberries
2 oz. Gold Rum
2 dashes Bitters
1 tsp. Honey
1 tsp. Rosemary
Splash of 151 Rum
Muddle berries, bitters, honey and rosemary in a shaker. Add ice and rum and shake. Strain into a goblet. Top with 151 rum and light it on fire. Sprinkle with cinnamon for extra sizzle. After everyone goes ooh, blow out the flame and add ice.
Use your powers for good or at least for something fun
Day-O
6 cups ice
2 large bananas, sliced
4 oz. light rum
1 cup coconut milk
Juice from 1 lime
1/2 cup sugar
Blend until smooth. Garnish with a lime wheel.
Sip slowly until daylight comes, then go home if you want
Catch 22
2 oz. Batavia arrack or Cachaca
2 oz. Manzanilla sherry
2 oz. Clement Creole Shrubb or grand marnier
2 oz. chocolate liqueur
Shake with ice and pour into 3 chilled glasses. Garnish with an orange twist.
Drink them all or share – it’s a conundrum
The Name of the Game
4 oz. Citron Vodka
2.5 oz. Sprite
Pour vodka and Sprite over ice. Garnish with a twist of lime and mint leaves.
Roll to spay and neuter
Hot Pants
1 Tbsp. grenadine
2 oz. Fireball whiskey
4 oz. apple cider
2 oz. ginger ale
Maraschino cherries
Stir over ice and garnish with cherries
Delight as the soccer moms clutch their pearls
Smarty Pants
2 oz. gin
2 oz. Collins mix or lemon lime soda
.25 oz. kumquat liqueur
Splash of soda water
Stir over ice and garnish with maraschino cherries and a lemon wheel
Remember you’ve got street smarts. That’s nice too.
By the Numbers
1.5 oz. 1800 reposado tequila
.75 oz. mango or pineapple juice
.75 oz. orange juice
Shake with ice. Strain into a rocks glass filled with ice. Drizzle with Grenadine and garnish with mint leaves.
Make 2 and count me in
From Russia With Love
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. heavy cream
Pour vodka and Kahlua over ice. Top with heavy cream.
Whisper the recipe into your pen
Diamonds Are Forever
10 Lucky Charms marshmallows, crushed
.25. cup Lucky Charms cereal
Agave syrup
2 oz. Irish Cream
.75 oz. banana liqueur
Rim a glass with agave syrup and dip in crushed marshmallows. Shake Irish cream and liqueur with ice. Strain into glass. Top with Lucky Charms cereal.
Knuckle down
The Cartel
1.5 oz. tequila
1.5 oz. vodka
.5 oz. orange juice
Shake with ice and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with an orange slice.
Ring bell for service
Carrie’s Mom Has Got It Going On
1 oz. Irish whiskey
1 oz. Cherry Heering
1 oz. sweet vermouth
1 oz. orange juice
Shake and strain into a rocks glass over ice.
Hide your dirty pillows
Roomies
(makes 3)
5 oz. Frangelico
3 oz. vodka
5 scoops vanilla ice cream
Mix in a blender with ice until smooth.
Snuggle with Boo Boo Kitty. Tomorrow is all thigh master.
Am I Blue
1 oz. white rum
.5 oz. Amaretto
.5 oz. blue curacao
.5 oz. fresh lime juice
3.5 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. orange juice
Shake with ice. Strain into an ice-filled highball glass. Garnish with maraschino cherries and a pineapple wedge.
Self mirandize
The Melodrama
1.5 oz. orange juice
1.5 oz. vodka
.25 tsp. vanilla extract
1 large egg white
Sparkling water
Rim a glass with turbinado sugar and chili powder.
Shake ingredients with ice for 2 minutes until the egg white is frothy.
Pour into glass and top with sparkling water. Garnish with an orange twist.
Act young and restless
Rosie’s Bar
1/2 of a lime
1 tsp. sugar
2 oz. soju
Muddle lime and sugar in a shaker. Shake with soju and ice. Strain and garnish with a lime wedge.
Sing along with Father Mulcahy
Next Time Just Listen To Sarah Connor
4 oz. Red Bull
.5 oz. Chambord
.5 oz. Bacardi 151
.5 oz. raspberry vodka
Pour Red bull into a whiskey glass, filling it half way. Pour remaining ingredients into a shot glass and set fire to it. Drop the shot into the Red Bull while flaming and serve.
Have 911 on speed dial
They’re Ladies But They Can Also Do Science And Stuff
1 oz. tequila
1 oz. aperol
1 oz. pink grapefruit juice
.5 oz. orange juice
1 tsp. maple syrup
3 dashes orange bitters
Shake with ice and strain into a glass of ice. Garnish with an orange twist.
Fire up your bunsen burner
The Squirting Flower
2 oz. tequila
5 oz. Squirt grapefruit soda
Fresh lime juice
Pinch of flaky sea salt
Fill a highball glass with ice. Sprinkle with ice and a squeeze of lime juice. Add tequila and Squirt. Stir.
Have a big adventure
Pea Soup
4 oz. tequila
.5 cup cold water
2 oz. lime juice
1 oz. agave syrup
1 cup pineapple cut into chunks
.3 cup packed fresh mint leaves
.5 cup packed fresh cilantro
Salt the rim of 2 tall glasses. In a blender mix all ingredients until mostly smooth.
Pour into glasses and garnish with jalapeno slices and additional cilantro or mint.
Have another. The power of Christ compels you.
The We CU
2 oz. grenadine
2 oz. drambuie
4 oz. orange juice
2 oz. scotch
Fill a flute glass with ice. Pour the ingredients one at a time in order.
Let it settle and stir a little. Garnish with an orange slice.
Support your local super hero
Speak Easy
2 oz. bourbon
.5 oz. allspice dram or spiced rum
.5 oz. lime juice
1 tsp. simple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with an orange twist.
Gargle, gargoyle
Who’s Laughing Now
2 oz. bourbon
1 oz. gran marnier
.75 oz. Rose Hip liqueur
.75 oz. lime juice
1 oz. simple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.
Always be the loud lady on the laugh track
Conspiracy Theory
1.5 oz. vodka
.75 oz. Disaronno Velvet liqueur
.25 oz. coffee liqueur
.25 oz. simple syrup
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with fresh nutmeg.
Someone should really give Gene Hackman a call because this seems a little too coincidental
Paulie In Your Corner
1.5 oz. gin
.75 oz. Campari
.75 oz. sweet vermouth
Stir with ice in a rocks glass. Garnish with an orange twist.
Drink the one in the middle
Human Zoo
2 oz. lemon lime soda
1 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. Southern Comfort
Combine with ice in a red solo cup.
Make 2 and throw one in someone’s face while yelling ‘stay the hell away from my man‘. Act surprised that things have spiraled out of control.
Political Brew Ha Ha
12 oz. Beer
.5 oz. lemon juice
1 oz. Aperol
2 dashes orange bitters
Gently combine all ingredients.
Enjoy in a fine stein
The Chronicles of Reddick
2 oz. aged rum
.75 oz. sweet vermouth
2.5 oz apple cider
.5 oz lime juice
.25 oz. simple syrup
Shake with ice and strain into a collins glass.
Sprinkle cinnamon on top.
Add ‘looks great in a uniform’ to the special skills section of your resume
Shut Your Mouth
1 oz. gin
2 oz. Jägermeister
4 oz. Red Bull
Stir over ice in a high ball glass.
Risk your neck for your brother
Bull or Bear
1 oz. Jack Daniels
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. Wild Turkey
1 oz. Black Rum
Coca Cola
Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice. Pour in liquors and fill with Coke.
Buy low, sell high
Trick or Treat
2 oz. apple cider
1 oz. Aperol
2 oz. prosecco
Splash of soda water
Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice. Stir in cider and Aperol. Top with prosecco and soda water. Sprinkle with cinnamon and serve with an apple wedge.
Make it disappear
The Lipnick
2 oz. rye whiskey
.75 oz. simple syrup
3 drops bitters
Absinthe or Pernod
Muddle bitters and simple syrup. Add whiskey and shake with ice. Swirl absinthe in a rocks glass and discard. Strain into glass and garnish with a lemon twist.
Write a wrestling picture
No Country Time For Old Men
1.5 oz. Old Grand Dad bourbon
3 oz. lemonade
Fresh rosemary or mint
Muddle herbs with bourbon. Add ice and shake. Strain over ice.
Serve in a Chigurh rimmed glass
You Know, For Kids
1 juice box of apple juice
1 oz. bourbon
1 oz. sour apple mash or moonshine
2 oz. cranberry juice
Shake and pour over ice.
Stay young at heart
The British Invasion
2 oz. gin
1 oz. lemon juice
2 tsp. simple syrup
.5 oz. crème de mure or chambord
Shake gin, lemon juice and syrup. Strain into a rocks glass over crushed ice. Garnish with a lemon wheel and blackberries.
Tally ho
The C Sweet
2 oz. gin
.75 oz. lemon juice
.5 oz. simple syrup
Club soda
Shake gin, lemon juice and syrup. Strain into a Collins glass over ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
Drink it like a boss
Scream Queens
.5 oz. reposado tequila
2 oz. Jagermeister
1 oz. grapefruit juice
.5 oz. simple syrup
Shake with ice. Strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of grapefruit and a pinch of salt.
Steel your nerves
A Piece of the Action
2 oz. orange vodka
1 can Red Bull
Pour over ice.
Aim for the airbag
The Fine Arts
1.5 oz. Calvados or brandy
.5 oz. Benedictine
.5 oz. yellow chartreuse liqueur
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Stir with ice. Strain into a champagne glass. Garnish with mint.
Fold your napkin until it makes something funny
Boldly Go
1.5 oz. Irish whiskey
.5 oz. simple syrup
2 oz. espresso or cold brew coffee
2 oz. milk
Shake with ice. Strain into a large snifter. Dust with smoked paprika.
Ask for options
The Writers’ Room
2 oz. whiskey
.5 oz. lemon juice
.5 tsp. sugar
Stir with ice in a lowball glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon and a maraschino cherry.
Yes-and everything anyone says
Personali-tea
1.5 oz. gin
1 oz. apple juice
1 oz. cranberry juice
1 oz. brewed black tea, chilled
.5 oz. cinnamon syrup
Shake with ice strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with apple slices.
Jockey for the spotlight
And Now the News
1.5 oz. mezcal
2 dashes Angostura bitters
3 oz. Coke
.5 oz. orange juice
Pour mezcal, bitters and orange juice over ice. Top with coke.
Tell it like it is
Cut
2 oz. Cutty Sark whiskey
1 oz. lemon juice
1 oz. ginger syrup
.5 tsp honey
Ginger ale
.25 of a pear, sliced
Muddle pear, lemon juice. honey and ginger syrup. Add whiskey and stir with ice. Strain into a mug and top with ginger ale. Garnish with a pear slice.
Announce ‘we’re going again’ and make another
Far Out Space Nutty Banana Split
2 oz. Rumchata
1 oz. Frangelico
.75 oz. spiced rum
.5 oz. banana liqueur
Shake with ice. Strain into a martini glass. Sprinkle with nutmeg and cinnamon.
Fight all evil deeds
Moon Shot
.5 oz. vodka
.5 oz. Parfait Amour
Shake with ice. Strain into a shot glass.
Prepare for liftoff
Mazel Tov
2 oz. sloe gin
1 tsp. lemon juice
1.5 tsp. lavender infused simple syrup
4 oz. champagne or sparkling wine
Fill a high ball glass with ice. Stir in gin, lemon juice and simple syrup. Top with champagne.
Go ahead and biddy biddy bum
Give My Regards To Broadway
1 oz. apricot brandy
2 oz. bourbon
1 oz. orange juice
1 dash pastis
Shake with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Add a patter song. Everyone loves those.
But Nobody Knows How To Pronounce Your Band’s Name
2 oz. bourbon
2 oz. orange juice
2 oz. orange soda
Pour into a Collins glass full of ice. Top with an orange slice.
Buy a vowel
Papal Machete
2 oz. Jameson whiskey
1 egg white
1 oz. lemon juice
.5 oz. simple syrup
3 dashes of Angostura bitters
Shake well (no ice) for at least 30 seconds. Add ice and shake again until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
Drink before the war
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
1.5 oz. Brothers Bond bourbon
.5 oz maple syrup
.5 oz. lemon juice
5 blueberries and 1 orange wheel
Muddle fruit with other ingredients in a shaker. Add ice and shake until chilled. Strain into a lowball glass over ice. Garnish with more blueberries and orange slices.
Let it ride
Beyond Thunder D.O.M.
.75 oz. Benedictine D.O.M.
1.5 oz. Deep Eddy vodka
.75 oz. pink grapefruit juice
.25 oz lemon juice
8 drops grapefruit bitters
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass.
Pair with a hero
The Storytellers
2 oz. Cuervo Especial gold tequila
.5 oz. Cuervo Silver Especial
.5 oz. triple sec
1 splash orange curacao
1.25 oz. Rose’s lime juice
Juice from 2 lime wedges
.5 oz. grenadine
Shake everything but the grenadine with ice and turn turn turn until beads form on the outside of the shaker. Rim a margarita glass with a lime wedge and salt. Fill with ice and strain cocktail over ice. Push the ice aside and pour the grenadine down one side of the glass so it settles on the bottom, like the Edmund Fitzgerald. Garnish with a lime wedge and a maraschino cherry.
Take it easy on these or you’ll get wrecked
It’s a Small World Aperol
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. lime juice
.5 oz. Aperol
Shake with ice and pour into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lime twist
Feel very cosmopolitan and a little bitter
Shut Up 80’s Music Is Not ‘The Oldies’
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. sloe gin
1 oz. amaretto
2 oz. orange juice
Shake with ice and pour into shot glasses.
Isn’t it pretty in pink?
Smackdown
.5 oz. Kahlua
.5 oz. Irish cream
.5 oz. Irish whiskey
Shake with ice. Strain into a shot glass and slam it.
Bounce off the ropes
Gibson
2.5 oz. gin
.5 oz. dry vermouth
Shake with ice. Strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a cocktail onion.
Shred
Do you know the way to San Jose…
.75 oz. bourbon
.75 oz. Aperol
.75 oz. Amaro Nonino Quintessentia
.75 oz. lemon juice
Shake with ice and pour into a coupe glass.
Walk on by
Because I left my heart in San Francisco…
2 oz. vodka
.5 oz. triple sec
.5 oz. banana liqueur
1.5 oz. orange juice
1.5 oz. pineapple juice
.25 oz. grenadine or pomegranate syrup
Shake with ice and strain into an ice filled glass.
Stop leaving your stuff all over the place
Or somewhere out there
.5 lime
1 tsp. simple syrup
small sprig rosemary
1 Tbsp. mint leaves
2 oz. vodka
4. oz. ginger beer
Muddle lime, simple syrup, rosemary and mint in a shaker. Add vodka and fill with ice. Shake well then strain into a copper mug half filled with ice. Top with ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedges and additional rosemary and mint.
Make your own kind of music
R&BPB&J
1.5 oz. peanut butter whiskey
1 oz. unsweetened cranberry juice
1 tsp. cointreau or chambord
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with berries.
Shout
Crash West
3 oz. pineapple juice, divided
3 oz. orange juice, divided
.5 oz. 151 rum
.5 oz triple sec
1 oz. amaretto
1 oz. light rum
1 oz. blackberry brandy
.5 oz. maraschino cherry juice
Shake with ice using 2 ounces of pineapple and orange juice. Strain over ice. Pour over remaining juice. Do not stir. Garnish with maraschino cherries and pineapple wedges.
Be nice to Judy. She’s pretty much your only option.
Freestyle
2 oz. vodka
.5 oz. Lillet Blanc
.25 oz simple syrup
4 drops bitters
Stir with ice.
Sample
Boogie Wonderland
2 oz. bourbon
.5 oz. sorghum syrup or maple syrup
2 dashes orange bitters
1 dash chili bitters or bar spoon of smoky scotch
Rinse an old fashioned glass with peated scotch. Set aside. Stir ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Strain over ice in prepared glass. Garnish with a charred candied orange wheel.
Sing a song
Party Like It’s 1999
1 ½ oz Los Poblanos Western Dry Gin
1 oz Rothman & Winter Crème de Violette
¾ oz fresh lemon juice
½ oz Los Poblanos Lavender Syrup
5 oz Brut champagne
Build in an iced, stemless Burgundy wine glass. Garnish with a lemon twist and lavender sprig.
Put these songs on your Rio and take it to your Y2K bunker
Easy On the Ear Holes
1 oz. butterscotch schnapps
.75 oz. Irish cream
Stir with ice.
Play it loud even if your mom is around. She’ll probably sing along.
For 3
2 oz. 3 Olives Cherry vodka
1 oz. lime juice
4 oz. Sprite
.5 oz. cherry juice
Stir with ice. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Step behind the line
The ‘ol Pigskin
2 slices of bacon, cooked crisp
.5 cup maple syrup
1 cup water
2 oz. smoked maple bourbon
1 oz. unsweetened iced tea
Candied bacon for garnish
To make maple infused simple syrup, bring bacon, maple syrup and water to a boil over medium heat. Simmer 1 minute. Remove from heat and cool slightly. Shake bourbon, 1 oz. of simple syrup and iced tea with ice. Strain into a glass of ice. Garnish with candied bacon.
After 2 follow the concussion protocol
That Sport Ted Lasso Was About
.5 oz. St. Germaine
1 sprig mint
4 oz. Prosecco
1 oz. soda water
Muddle St. Germaine and mint in a wine glass. Add ice. Top with Prosecco and soda water. Garnish with a lemon twist and mint.
Get up at 4am to watch the match
Skaters and Haters
1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
1.5 oz. brandy
.75 oz. crème de cacao
Blend with ice until smooth. Garnish with nutmeg.
Use your time in the penalty box for self reflection
Drivers, Divers and Other High Fivers
2 oz. vodka
.5 oz. Galliano
.25 oz. whiskey
Stir with ice. Strain into a well chilled glass. Garnish with star anise.
Give it your all
Dawn of a New Day
2 oz. limoncello
3 oz. Prosecco
1 oz. club soda
Pour over ice. Garnish with a lemon slices and mint.
Opine
What a Character
1. 5 oz Amaretto
1.5 oz. Old Grand Dad bourbon
.5 oz. lemon juice
2 drops Angostura bitters
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.
Try to figure out where you know that guy from
Heumann Rights Advocaat
.75 oz brandy
1 oz. Liquor 43, Tuaca, Galliano, or vanilla liqueur
.5 oz. yellow chartreuse
1.5 oz. advocaat liqueur or eggnog
Shake with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Dust with fresh nutmeg.
Speak up
Ivory Ticklers
2 oz. heavy cream
1 oz. vanilla vodka
1.5 oz. chocolate liqueur
Shake vodka and cream with ice. Strain into a a chilled glass. Slowly pour the chocolate liqueur into the center to float on top. Serve with a chocolate swizzle stick.
Sip all day and all of the night
Not Just Some Common Bitch
1.5 oz. rye
.5 oz. apple jack
1.5 oz. switchel or kombucha
.25 oz. maple syrup
Cheddar foam: heat .25 cup half and half until steaming. Add .75 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese and heat until mixture is melted and smooth. Remove from heat and cool for 10 minutes. Whip 1 cup heavy cream and 1 tsp. sugar until stiff. Fold into cheese mixture.
Shake and strain over crushed ice. Top with cheddar foam.
Enjoy with cake
The Tempest
1 oz. maple cask rum
.5 oz. cognac
.5 oz. lime juice
.25 oz. simple syrup or maple syrup
2 oz. ginger beer
.25 oz. crème de cassis
Shake rum, cognac, lime juice and simple syrup with ice. Strain into a highball glass filled with ice. Top with ginger beer and float crème de cassis on top. Garnish with a lime wedge.
Stay out of the tabloids for like 5 minutes
Sibling Rivalry
2 pancakes
1 oz. chocolate liqueur
1 oz. butterscotch liqueur
Fresh strawberries
Use a cookie cutter or shot glass to cut pancakes and put in the bottom of a coupe glass. Smother with liqueurs and top with strawberries.
Mom always liked you best
Those Were the Days
.5 oz. Frangelico
1.5 oz. Wild Turkey rye
.75 oz. Cinzano 1757 Rosso
.5 oz. averna
4 drops absynthe
Stir with ice. Strain into a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with a grapefruit twist.
Sweep your dirty dishes under the rug